sunny much?

am i the only pale one left
the only one left on the whole planet that doesn't go to

FABUTAN!?>

i look around the room at any gathering
and i see brown people
from europe

brown shiny happy people
that should be pale and pasty like myself

and so
should i too join the brown people?
i'm feeling lonley and afraid here in Caucasia

3 comments:

  1. Dude do you know that tanning beds were just added to the list of top cancer-causing things, along with arsenic and smoking?

    I say embrace the pale.

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  2. thanks indian brown friend...the neverpale

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  3. hahaha... touche.

    although I'm not really sure "brown" is an apt description... more like sickly-green.

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