am i the only pale one left
the only one left on the whole planet that doesn't go to
FABUTAN!?>
i look around the room at any gathering
and i see brown people
from europe
brown shiny happy people
that should be pale and pasty like myself
and so
should i too join the brown people?
i'm feeling lonley and afraid here in Caucasia
Dude do you know that tanning beds were just added to the list of top cancer-causing things, along with arsenic and smoking?
ReplyDeleteI say embrace the pale.
thanks indian brown friend...the neverpale
ReplyDeletehahaha... touche.
ReplyDeletealthough I'm not really sure "brown" is an apt description... more like sickly-green.